- me before watching httyd2: this is gonna be cool yay dragons
- me after watching httyd2: IF SOMEONE DOESNT GET ME A DRAGON RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW I WILL HAVE A BREAKDOWN
I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.